Odds

Over the last few days, I've been searching high and low for a place to live, walking block after block along side real estate agents. While walking, I tend to think of silly things to pass the time, such as how I would spend $1,000,000 if I won the lottery. Today, I was playing bookie.

Odds I end up smoking heavily within the year- 5:1
Odds I end up drinking heavily within the year- 3:1
Odds I get in trouble by assuming those around me don't speak English- 2:1
Odds I will regularly use motorcycle taxis- 3:2
Odds I will spend most of my free time preparing for "the movie game"- 4:1

Any other suggestions are welcome. I'm sure as time passes, there will be more.